All You Can Eat - The Battle of the Buffets |Pizza Ranch|

Round three in the buffet battle goes to the regional staple, Pizza Ranch. Though not a nationwide pizza chain (yet), the lucky few who have had the fortune of living near a Pizza Ranch chain can attest to it's multitude of flavors and kindness of service. Atmosphere, attitude, and aromas all lend themselves to maintaining a high quality product that pushes their pizza up a few notches.

The old adage "Save the Best for Last" rings true in this scenario. In my experiences, Pizza Ranch rests a head above all others in the "all you can eat pizza" game. The cheesy pizza, and decor, lend this chain to the top of the buffet charts, and for a multitude of reasons gains our top spot and a definitive recommendation.


First off, let's just talk about the setting. Who wouldn't want to have a pizza ho-down? I'll tell you who, Hitler. Hitler would hate pizza ho-downs, he would also hate all things wonderful about the world because that dude was a real douche. Pizza Ranch throws you into a wild west, canvas covered wagon, lasso-ing good time. Instantly you're transported to an enjoyable atmosphere, that is 9 times out of 10 cleaner than your own bathroom. No kid pee on the floor, no ratty chunks of crust shoved under the tables by a less than enthusiastic employee. None of that, just clean unadulterated pizza joy, accompanied by a clean and enjoyable atmosphere and an enthusiastic and excited staff.

Atmosphere aside, the pizza is just plain good. It's nothing extravagant, no deep dish sweat or mind blowing flavor, but it's a solid slice. Good old fashioned pizza, with a great quantity of cheese and a substantial cheese to sauce ratio. Just sweaty enough to get your face moist, but not sweaty enough to lave you wanting to puke in the bathroom on the way out (unless you're a real Brent-type and your sole goal is to eat til you puke. In that case, shove it in and launch it out brother!). Good pizza, good folks, and good atmosphere.

Look at that friggin dessert pizza, BRUH!

As if that wasn't enough, let's talk about dessert. A full spread of dessert pizza options? Apple, Peach, Strawberry, Blueberry, delicious. Also, soft serve ice cream to boot! What's better than apple pie pizza? Apple pie pizza a la mode, that's what. All this for the low price of just under $12, if you're drinking water. Family discounts, fundraising opportunities, and all the goods of a solid pizza chain and then some.

What to check out - Pizza Ranch boasts a menu of original pizza combinations, some of which make me really question my beliefs in their pizza prowess. However, they offer this Taco Pizza that's pretty incredible. I won't say too much, but I will say that it's crunchy as hell, topped with pounds of Cool Ranch Doritos. Also, their entire dessert pizza selection is outrageous. That, and fried chicken. The dopeness.